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Monday, March 31, 2008

A Creative Construction

Greetings fellow Salon readers. This is my first post on this most esteemed site. Very happy to be contributing at last.

I thought long and hard about what my monthly donation of thought provoking tidbits would be and I think I came up with a few really exciting ideas.

What I think I'll try out first is to post a selection of images from my classes or my in general perusing of the internet and ask you fellow Saloners invent a narrative inspired by the image. To start it off I'll put up three different images and I'll post my narrative right below. This first one is really very long so don't feel bad if you just skim it, and don't feel obligated to write your narrative so long though I'd love to read it anyway.

Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Coltman
Joseph Wright of Derby
c. 1769-73


View of the Chapel at Eton College
Canaletto
1754


Sir Brooke Boothby
Joseph Wright of Derby
1781




The new couple stood in a ray of light as the morning clouds passed over head. She sat atop her favorite mount and looked down upon the crown of her new husband's new hat. It was quite a good choice on her part she thought. The hat was a crisp and dark leather creation of her favorite gentleman's tailor. It went very well with his superfine blue vest and his dashingly stone colored riding coat. And of course his boots were of a similar color leather as was the style of the time. In fact, she thought, his whole wardrobe had turned out to be the spitting image of a lord's attire, which of course was just her aim. Sarah knew though that she could not take all the credit. Thomas himself was becoming the very picture of a lord. Thinking back to what he was only a short sennight ago, Sarah thought he was moving up in the world at a rapid pace. Though, if their plan worked out, she too would be ascending the ranks. Her dreams of becoming a lady at last and therefore finally owning her own destiny would be realized. Tomorrow her uncle would arrive and their fate would then be in his old refined hands. A frown was almost dawned on her face when she heard the stable boy bringing up the beautful horse she had told Thomas to request. It was a handsome Chestnut Bay she had purchased just last year for her uncle whenever he visited the estate. Now however it was her husband's mount. She set her other worries aside in favor of anticpation of the day's activites to come. Those worries were for the next morning. A small smile lit her face as she thought over the morning ride her new husband and her were about to embark on. It would be the first time she would show him the land she loved so dear. It wasn't, strictly speaking, neccesary for him to love Haberdash Estate, as she did, but for some reason she knew she would be sadly dissappointed if he did not. Not, of course for his benefit, but because she was so proud of what she had managed since almost her childhood. She couldn't care less about him, she was sure. He was after all just a tool in her arsenal against her own family. But still she thought she had picked a suitable husband to play off as a lord to her family. He certainly was as attractive as she'd always pictured a member of the aristocracy to be. Even his mannerisms were not so hard to correct once they had started seriously to work at it. He really fell into his role of lord rather quickly, almost as if he was born one. Of course, she had never seen a lord that worked as a stable hand in a common inn before, she thought with a small laugh. Too bad she hadn't been able to find the real lord that had been staying there. The inn keep said that the "esteemed gentleman" had departed just a moment ago. The original plan was to convince this man to marry her but since he had left dissappointingly early she had to settle for this common stable hand and her dangerous deception of passing him off as well born. She thought that maybe she got the better end of the deal anyway though, because the real lord would have likely been completely unmanageable. She thought Thomas really would do quite nicely as a husband too. He was certainly a little opinionated at times and often seemed to actually believe he was a lord and should be treated as such even by her. At other times though he seemed to show that he genuinely cared for her. Their own wedding ceremony for instance. He had pulled her aside before taking their vows when she was visibly upset not to be marrying for love and had said they would pretend their best that they were most truly and deeply in love. And that kind and wonderful charade carried on to the night after when he soothed her worries with his body as well. Also the time when she had taught him to dance, he had shown that he had an uncommon grace and consideration for a man of low breeding. Really he was quite the contradiction. She glanced up from her thoughts for a moment and realized that he had already mounted his horse and was watching her with a soft look on his face. Thinking that he had been amused by her wool gathering she straitened her shoulders and suggested they start the day off at a brisk pace. "As you wish . . .my love" he replied with a quirky bent smile to punctuate the last part. And with that they turned their horses and rode off towards the rolling hills and valleys of her land.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Something to Talk About: It's Not You, It's Your Taste in Books


Okay, so I've decided to pick up another regular post. Conversation Starters - anytime I read an interesting book, see a cool movie, or hear a provoking new clip I will bring my thoughts to our lovely round table here.

This, my premier post, is on Broken Up Over Books and Boys: Is Reading the Wrong Stuff a Deal Breaker?

Here is an attached article for the New York Times called
"It’s Not You, It’s Your Books"
By RACHEL DONADIO
Published: March 30, 2008

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/books/review/Donadio-t.html?_r=1&8bu&emc=bub1&oref=slogin



Basically, what if you date someone who doesn't read, or only lifts his eyes for nutrition labels, and the backs of cereal boxes? Are there any books that would mark a guy as a no-go? I'd have to say, I'd be pretty sore to hear that someone considers The Da Vinci Code one of the best books ever, or lists The Bible as one of their all time faves (true or not, thats not something you should put on your facebook or myspace page. Show a little respect and keep your religious reads out of cheap pop culture meeting places). I'm not saying that guys have to read our divine Ms. Austen, but a little culture doesn't hurt anyone. I'll even settle for someone who keeps their eye on newspapers and decent nonfiction. So... now I throw it out to you. Thoughts? Would you break up over bad lit? Read More......

Saturday, March 15, 2008

It's Going to Be a Thing

So I just feel so bad for the blog that it's been quite inactive for a little bit. Where is the love?! So to remedy it, I decided I might as well make my fashion prediction post for the month! Calm down you all (you two? one? or is anyone reading this?) - I know it's exciting. And by the way - I'm changing the title of my monthly post from "The Next Big Thing" to "It's Going to Be A Thing". The former sounded a little too pretentious, and the latter is from HIMYM! (Which comes on again on Monday!!! YAY)

So anywho - away from dumb rambling and onto the fashion!

So this months theme is "The Lost Summer!" Allison are you suprised and shocked?! What a new concept! But it's a good one!

And ok, I am aware it is not Summer yet. Nor is it even Spring. But I won't let mere "calanders" or "the orbit of the earth around the sun" stop me from pretending it is.

So what is the Lost Summer? It is a harkening back to the summers of yore, wherein you were perpetually, perhaps inexplicably tan. You wore a lot of white gauzy dresses, but without realizing their provacativeness. You rode your bike everywhere, especially to go get ice cream (I said I would do that all the time last summer, but I SWEAR I am doing it this Summer! I just realized that I need a bike though. Shit - wrench in the plan.) And you most likely ran through the sprinklers once or twice... A DAY! Also you may or may not have eaten a lot of those ice pop things that come in a long plastic thing. Mmmm mmm pink flavor. But this time around, the Lost Summer will not involve pigtails, grass stains, or actual kitty-cat sailor dresses. We're grown ups now! (Dammit) So let's all just be inspired ok. And here's a little bit of inspiration for you.

I covet this dress from Urban Outfitters:


And here are two movies that are really inspring for Lost Summer looks:
NOW AND THEN


and BONJOUR TRISTESSE


Now everyone post your LOST SUMMER inspirations! Be it an outfit, or a movie, or a book (lest we forget - this is a book club, lol) anything is good! Read More......

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

March iTunes Challenge!

So after our deliberation in carefully selecting some of the most popular artists of the mid 20th century to now, we have decided on 35 different artists that can be included in your cd. Fifteen of these artists MUST be included, and you can choose from the other 20 artists when filling up your cd. So just to pontificate - you will choose your favorite song from these artists (15 of which have been chosen for you, and you get to choose from the rest of the artists for the rest of your cd) and these will make up your playlist. So happy playlisting!

Fifteen artists who MUST be included:
1. The Beatles
2. Michael Jackson
3. Madonna
4. Beach Boys
5. Rolling Stones
6. Led Zeppelin
7. Dolly Parton
8. Johnny Cash
9. Simon and Garfunkel
10. Queen
11. Frank Sinatra
12. Celine Dion (heh heh)
13. Bob Dylan
14. John Mayer (per Allison's request)
15. Abba

The other Twenty you can choose from:
16. Bob Marley
17. Outkast
18. Dave Matthews
19. U2
20. Spice Girls
21. Coldplay
22. David Bowie
23. Weezer
24. Eric Clapton
25. Mariah Carey
26. The Carpenters
27. Billie Holiday
28. Britney Spears
29. The Allman Brothers
30. The Beegees
31. Pink Floyd
32. CCR
33. The Ramones
34. Red Hot Chili Peppers
35. Nirvana

Have fun choosing your favorites! Read More......