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Monday, April 28, 2008

Ultimate House Showdown!!!!!!



Hello Everyone,


How is your month going so far? I hope everyone's semester is going to end on a good note. And just in case it isn't going so well, I have something that'll probably knock your socks off. Well, in a sort of sedate walk in the park kind of way. That's right, I have come up with a new segment for the blog and it will be entitled the Ultimate House Showdown!!!!!! I will be posting pictures of two different houses and these two homes will battle it out by way of vicious retoric between you fellow bloggers. So here's the first round . . .




Mountain versus Coast


That's right. For years people have debated this key issue. Is it better to have a home waiting on you after a scenic winding drive in a green valley or on the edge of a rocky ravine overlooking said valley. You go to your porch and sit and look out over miles of picturesque mountain peaks. It can snow or rain or be a perfect 78 degrees and this abode will always be right.






On the other hand . . .


Picture this: Had a stressful week? The cold slap of winter weather getting old? Imagine being able to throw a bikini in a bag, slip on your flip flops, and head on south, east, west, or north to your local coast. And there waiting on you is the perfect little bungalow. Sit out on the beach and soak up that warm wonderful sun. Sip cold drinks with colorful umbrellas and think about all those poor saps that didn't have the inspiration to call in sick for the weekend.



So what's it going to be? Mountain or Coastal Living? You be the judge.
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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Something to Talk About: Not All Writers are Readers Too


Writers Aren't Always Readers: The Woes of the Self-Publishing World

Okay - So I recently read an article in the New York Times called "You're an Author? Me too!" By Rachel Donadio.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/27/books/review/Donadio-t.html


The article is all about how self-publishing is on a major upswing, while nobody cares to read anymore. This seems obvious enough. We've all seen the cheap lit that floats around out there. But this has me raising a few questions.

1) Yes. We all have writing aspirations. Does this make us just another bunch of self-indulgent hacks?
~ I think not. We actually read, too. Good job book club! I hardly doubt half of these wanna-be-writers really have a clue what it takes to write well. If they did, they would be procrastinating like the rest of us. (Or at least doing their literary research). I mean: how depressing is it that people don't read?? Why do you think that is, and what do you think can change it?

2) Is self-publishing legit publishing at all?
~ I direct this on the behalf of the graphic artist. You see, most self-publishing companies I see, or self-published lit I've come across, has the WORST cover art. Yes. I AM judging a book by its cover. --The quality of the art on the outside of a book is a strong indicator of the quality of its pages, and I think that these lousy self-publishing companies are more clearly a joke because the art world isn't invested in them. Face it: if random house, or penguin isn't interested in what you have to say, and the cover of your book lacks oomph, then you, my friend, are a hack and wasting trees.

This brings me to a third question:
3) Is self-publishing a dirty, no-good business?
~Well, that's just it. It's business. It's like any other amusement park ride, or paid-for pleasure. Pay enough money and you can get a boy band to play at your birthday party. Pay enough money and you can hang out with the A-list. Buy a boat or go on a cruise. Keep an entourage. Put your name up in lights. - in short, self-publishing is like going to a strip club. It's not real love. Just titillation for the average joe who wants to pretend he's something more so he goes out and pays to have a book published and forces all of his acquaintances to buy copies for themselves and their children's Christmas stockings. It's virtual reality. It's business. It's just too darn American. How quaint.
And the big problem with self-publishing, in my humble opinion, is that it further individualizes the American populace rather than uniting it. In other words, if people can run around and say what they have to say so easily--if they don't take into consideration form, and history, and composition, and AUDIENCE--than we're losing the community that was the basis for literature, and for oral history before that. We lose the heart and soul of why it is we write, and it's no wonder that we're losing readers as we slowly branch off on our own--carelessly ambivalent to the constructive criticisms offered by our better critics. But maybe I'm being too hard on self-publishing companies.

Still, I'll say this: I'd rather go down swimming in the sea of sharks that is the publishing world, than piddle around in a wave pool and pretend I'm one of the big fish.

Thoughts?



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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Testing the Waters

So, hello to ye, The Salon readers! Friends that I know quite well, I'm almost 100% positive (unless there's some pervy or curious explorer of the internet...?)

Well, it's my first post- and I'm "testing the waters" or "jumping right in", if you will. And, trust me, you will. I'm not really sure as to what I should post. Or what I'll bring to the table- charisma? Charm? I kind of want to pretend I'm in a romantic comedy(dramady?) and write some type of How To column, every month or so... How To Lose...A Guy...in 10 days? Sounds inspired.


Anyhoo, what I can share with you is this, Sufjan Stephens is a musical genius. If you are not familar with his music you MUST go to this: http://asthmatickitty.com/musicians.php?artistID=5

and even better, a fanmade (yet awesome because you can actually hear his music) myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=269311670

I think he's just so cute, so talented...and a prodigy. Absolutely wonderful. Trust me. Or rather- trust yourself, check him out.

And I just want to share my horoscope of the day- thank you calendar: "Focus your efforts. You're not only bursting with superior ideas, some of these might actually work- and/or get your picture on the cover of Newsweek."

And scene.

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Something to Talk About: All who think Tyra is a bitch, say 'aye'

SO, Amy and I just finished watching an episode from the tenth cycle of ANTM. This is how it went down: Stacy-Ann went home, saving Fatima, a refugee from Africa, from the chopping block. Fatima escaped a culture of genital mutilation and female oppression to come into the competition of a lifetime. Then again, I doubt she meant to be ridiculed in the eyes of an "idol." Fatima missed her photo shoot because she had an appointment at the consulate to get her travel documents. Jay and Tyra reprimanded her for being irresponsible for not having the papers already. Well I don't know what exposure little miss my-life-has-been-SO-hard-as-a-top-model has had with the U.S. consulate, but I'm sure that refugees have a very difficult time securing these kinds of papers. I could be wrong. But I doubt it. Then just to add to Tyra's classy demeanor, she chose to constantly remind the whole panel that Fatima did not have a photo and probably would not move on. No slack there. Then just to remind all of the girls that Tyra Banks can never be topped or outdone, she sent the girls off to Rome announcing that she and the panel deserved first class treatment because they were already famous and then said, "You can enjoy your commercial flight." Bitch.

I would like to say here and now that I hope someone, someday knocks her off her throne, even if it is mostly self-erected. Read More......

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Hello all. So I was updating my calendar today and I have two interesting developments came of this.
1) Sleeping puppy calendars are never a waste of money. Even if you don't update them all the time they are still worth it just for the cute pictures.
2) I was reminded of the Josh Joplin concert in May and so I went to check out his website. In doing so I found this HI-larious 'diary' that he keeps on his site. It is written in the form of letters to someone named Henry. I can't tell whether Henry is real or not but I suspect he is. Josh's 'diary' is quite entertaining. He seems fairly scatterbrained but has really interesting ideas and a funny way of spelling them out. Read it and you'll see what I mean.
http://www.joshjoplin.com/

Enjoy!

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Blog Post!

I love blogs, and I found two really good ones today.

I am becoming increasingly obsessed with mensware. This is a really good blog about men's style. Maybe I want to work designing men's clothes or something. I guess that means that I need some clothing construction and tailoring experience.... hmmmm..... I need to get on that.

www.acontinuouslean.com

And this site I found mentioned on the above site. It's so cool!!

www.shorpy.com

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

A Book Club Post!

So I finished "A Man Without A Country" today. Such a good short read, and per usual it was hilarious. I love Kurt so much. I really feel like he is helping to define and sharpen the prexisting seeds of my values. But yeah - point of the post - I'm ready to read Evelyn Waugh when you're ready to read Kurt so just let me know!

And before I leave here is a great little nugget of Vonnegutian wisdom to fuel your day:

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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Something to Talk About: Grave News

Some Sad News:

Today's New York Times Headline:
Charlton Heston, Epic Film Star and Voice of N.R.A., Dies at 84



Charlton Heston, who appeared in some 100 films in his 60-year acting career but who is remembered chiefly for his monumental, jut-jawed portrayals of Moses, Ben-Hur and Michelangelo, died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills, Calif. He was 84, according to his family. He had been suffering from Alzheimer's. Read More......