Lauren's Movie Quote Quiz

Ok, so here are my 20 favorite movies and memorable quotes from them. So they may not be my favorite quotes, but they're really good ones. Glynnis is right, this is addicting:

1. Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

2. You'll become one of those hunchbacked, lonely old men, sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe, mumbling to yourself, "My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch."

3. Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

4. One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
-- But why is the rum gone?

5. Tempt not a desperate man!

6. Mock. Yeah! Ing. Yeah! Bird. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

7. You will be king of Egypt and I will be your footstool! -- The man stupid enough to use you as a footstool would not be wise enough to rule Egypt.

8. Ditto? What the hell is ditto? Ditto! Ditto!

9. Forget the fat lady. You're Obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!

10. Uh, uh not cool.

11. Places! Places!

12. Asante sana Squash banana, Wiwi nugu Mi mi apana!

13. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

14. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.

15. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?" -- Fifteen

16. There's something wrong with this yogurt.
-- Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
--Ah, right-o then

17. Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't... Somebody's throwin' stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?

18. He says no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
--Ah. You know, um, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.

19. We're navigators, we're aviators, we're eating taters, masturbating alligators. Bombadiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears. We're pushing the frontiers of transcendental perception.

20. Make it blue!

Plus two...

21. Listen. Don't listen to ME, listen. You can find the others if you are brave. They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints. Listen! Listen, listen QUICKLY!

22. 'Allo.
--Did you say... hello?
--No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.


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